The show begins with Mike entering his office with an artificial NYC skyline as the backdrop to the tune of "Nothing To Lose" by the hottest band in the world, Kiss. He gave the camera a beaming smile and with his thick, lisping, Brooklyn accent, he started talking about his new business.
Mike Tyson: Yo what's up guys, I am Mike Tyson and I used to be a boxer. Yeah, so I made millions of dollars and kinda lost some of them but I did made some more by doing comedy and films and all that jazz so, yeah, I have a huge chunk of savings.
Mike then pulled out a laptop with a web browser already open.
Mike Tyson: So anyway, I have been playing this computer game called Airline Enterprise and it was so good that it made me feel like I am this real business man and stuff so I was like, "If I can do these things in this computer game, might as well make a couple of bucks doing this thing in real life, right?" And so I did. With my savings, I managed to get me some airplanes and airport slots and gates and some pilots and crews and those guys at the airport gate and stuff. If you still didn't get it, I just started my real life airline called Iron Mike's Airplane Transport. That's great right? Here, let me show you some of my stuff:
Mike then minimized the browser then pulled up a powerpoint presentation filled with pictures of his airline's terminal, crew uniforms, and a TU-204-300 with his livery.
Mike Tyson: The most interesting thing about an airline company is it's airplanes right? So let me tell you this story. I have these friends from Moscow who were fortunately gambling that weekend at Atlantic city so I called them up and told them to come over for some Vodka and Balalaika music, well, Russian woman too but I assume that you already know that. That's a tried and tested recipe for convincing your Russian friends to agree with your business proposals. Anyway, because of that wonderful evening, they hooked me up with this filthy rich Russian guy and I ended up leasing these Tupolev airplanes for a good price. These babies here will be the main guys of my fleet.
Mike then closed the laptop then pulled a cigar from under his desk. With a big smile, he lit it up and smoked it like a real "businessman" from those 1940's mob films.
Mike Tyson: So yeah, that's it for now. Tune in again here at this youtube thing so that I can get views and some more money. Thank you guys and make sure to buy my plane tickets, ok? Peace and praise be to Allah.
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Mike Tyson: Yo what's up guys, I am Mike Tyson and I used to be a boxer. Yeah, so I made millions of dollars and kinda lost some of them but I did made some more by doing comedy and films and all that jazz so, yeah, I have a huge chunk of savings.
Mike then pulled out a laptop with a web browser already open.
Mike Tyson: So anyway, I have been playing this computer game called Airline Enterprise and it was so good that it made me feel like I am this real business man and stuff so I was like, "If I can do these things in this computer game, might as well make a couple of bucks doing this thing in real life, right?" And so I did. With my savings, I managed to get me some airplanes and airport slots and gates and some pilots and crews and those guys at the airport gate and stuff. If you still didn't get it, I just started my real life airline called Iron Mike's Airplane Transport. That's great right? Here, let me show you some of my stuff:
Mike then minimized the browser then pulled up a powerpoint presentation filled with pictures of his airline's terminal, crew uniforms, and a TU-204-300 with his livery.
Mike Tyson: The most interesting thing about an airline company is it's airplanes right? So let me tell you this story. I have these friends from Moscow who were fortunately gambling that weekend at Atlantic city so I called them up and told them to come over for some Vodka and Balalaika music, well, Russian woman too but I assume that you already know that. That's a tried and tested recipe for convincing your Russian friends to agree with your business proposals. Anyway, because of that wonderful evening, they hooked me up with this filthy rich Russian guy and I ended up leasing these Tupolev airplanes for a good price. These babies here will be the main guys of my fleet.
Mike then closed the laptop then pulled a cigar from under his desk. With a big smile, he lit it up and smoked it like a real "businessman" from those 1940's mob films.
Mike Tyson: So yeah, that's it for now. Tune in again here at this youtube thing so that I can get views and some more money. Thank you guys and make sure to buy my plane tickets, ok? Peace and praise be to Allah.
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